20 Fun Ways of Conquering Boredom in Your Relationship
June 18, 2009 by Rachel W.
Filed under Better Dating
You’re bored. Bored, bored, bored. There’s just something not quite exciting about your relationship anymore. Well, have we here at U Say I Say have got the cure for you! Go to http://random.org and select a random number from 1 to 20. Take that number, bring it back here and then do whatever it is that number suggests.
Disclaimer: If you do something you know will piss off your partner, don’t write us hate mail. You’re the idiot that followed advice based on a random number generator.
Here we go…
1. Roleplay
Dress up like a bad cop or a sexy schoolgirl. (Bonus points if you’re a guy dressed like a sexy schoolgirl.)
2. Opposite Day
If you’re normally the dominant one in bed, be the one that gets tied up.
3. Go somewhere expensive
Splurge on a crazy fancy dinner where you can sip Perrier and feel like you’re awesome.
4. Go somewhere silly
Borrow a neighbor’s kid and go to Chuck E. Cheese, or go to the go-kart place and drive like maniacs.
5. Watch a really bad movie
Find the worst B movie you can find and force yourselves to watch it. Make commentary (a la Mystery Science Theater 3000).
6. Go down memory lane
Open up your old photo albums and laugh your ass off at your 80s self.
7. Visit a couple that hates each other
You’ll realize how good you really have it.
8. Challenge your partner to a Wii Bowling throwdown
Then massage each other’s sore arms afterwards.
9. Couple’s Massage
Nothing says relaxation and bonding like being naked together and rubbed down by a total stranger.
10. Go to the sex toy store
These places are full of hilarious and exciting things to see (and will give you ideas for things to do when you’re back home).
11. Visit a couple that’s all over each other
Oddly enough, you may find it sick and sappy while you’re there, but it’ll remind you how much you wanna jump your partner.
12. Have a threesome
Hey, I said there’s be some dangerous ones on the list. Why not conquer boredom with a new bed partner?
13. Make out upside down like Spider-Man
It’s every girl’s dream to be with a superhero.
14. Throw a porn party
You’ll get to see some things about your friends that you probably never wanted to know. (By the way, throw the DVD into reverse after the money shot. It’s hilarious.)
15. Dress each other up for a night out
You’ll get an idea of what your partner likes to see you wearing. Wear more of that and you’ll both be happier.
16. Make each other gift bags with dollar store gifts
You each get $10 to buy your partner things from the dollar store that remind you of them. Meet up later to discuss and crack up laughing.
17. Take a Class Together
Learning something with you’re girl gives you more to talk about than that bitch she hates at work.
18. Go on a vacation
Nothing helps you rediscover your partner like being far, far away from all the shit of your everyday lives.
19. Slave day
Be your partner’s slave for a day. Anything (within reason!) that they want, you must provide. Then trade off so they are your slave.
20. Go bar-hopping
If you’re married, take off your rings. Your goal is to see who can get the most amount of phone numbers by the end of the night.
Again, we’re not responsible if you’re an idiot. Bring back the spark into your relationship and most of all – have fun!
What do you and your significant other do to spice things up? What suggestions do you have for couples to keep from getting bored?
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