Guys: Reasons You Should Not Be Friends With Your Ex – In Haiku
July 5, 2009 by Rachel W.
Filed under Girls, Explained
We here at U Say, I Say are a multi-dimensional bunch. Not only do we bring you advice from one sex to the other, not only do we give you cool unique ways to improve your current dating experiences, but every now and then we break from the norm and offer up some poetry.
Below is a series of tidbits on why your ex needs to remain your ex, broken down into haiku’s. Enjoy them while wearing listening to new-age jazz and sipping your non-fat soy skinny vanilla latte!
You’re so broken up
It has been a long-ass time
Give back her CDs
Hey there, Samantha
I need a bit of advice
Latex or lambswool?
She’s really your ex
But she’s sleeping on your couch
And eating your food
You dumped the bitch
She slept with your bestest friend
Isn’t that enough?
Friends with benefits
When she really wants you back
Doesn’t work so well
It always happens
A little too much vodka
Together again
Dumping once is fine
Dumping twice is much harder
Dumping thrice? Heck, no.
You hated her cats
Inhaling freely is nice
Say yes to fresh air
She was controlling
Made you pay for every meal
Leave her alone, fool
The sex was awful
She epitomized “dead fish”
It won’t get better!
She was too high strung
You’re mellow like Carmelo
Not a perfect match
Do you have any ex-experiences to share? Reasons why its a BAD idea to maintain contact? Bonus points for commenting in Haiku!
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