FINALLY EXPLAINED: Why Girls Don’t Like Porn

September 14, 2009 by Rachel W.
Filed under Featured, Girls, Explained

why-girls-dont-like-porn Boys, boys, boys. You have had a long relationship with porn.

It started when you acquired copies of Playboy or Penthouse from your father, or your friend’s father. You snuck them into your treehouse and you drooled all over the pages.

Then came the internet. Oh, the glorious, glorious internet. There were naked women everywhere, doing everything you could ever imagine them doing (and some things you wish you could forget having seen them do).

But the bottom line is this: you’ve been at the porn game for a while.

We ladies on the other hand, haven’t really felt the need to delve into porn. For one, we were raised to think that someday our prince would come. He’d sweep us off our feet, there’d be this romantic kiss, and then we’d cut to a scene with all of our little royal children scurrying around our mansion happily. We grow up fantasizing about the storybook romance. You grow up fantasizing about getting your hands on giant breasts.

So it makes perfect sense that while you grew up with porn, starting with just sneaking glances at softcore mags and slowly ramping up to utter debauchery on the internet, we ladies are still in the baby stages of erotic entertainment.

In other words, we’re not ready for what you consider to be “good porn.” We pretty much think that your “good porn” is utter filth.

For starters, there’s absolutely no plot.

There is no good reason for that girl to be naked while wearing 7 inch glittery stripper heels. There’s no good reason for her to be blindfolded and leaning over a couch. And there’s certainly no good reason for her to be crying out in rapturous joy while being taken by a man she’s never met before. It just doesn’t make sense.

Secondly, there’s absolutely no connection between the people on the screen. (Beyond the obvious bumping of uglies, of course.)

They don’t know each other, they barely talk to one another, and when things are done, there’s no happily ever after. (No sir, a facial is NOT a happily ever after.)

Want your girl to watch porn with you?

Then you have to put yourself in the wayback machine and dial your tastes back to the stuff you enjoyed in middle school. You know, before you knew the really raunchy stuff existed. If she’s still balking at the idea of porn videos, why not start with reading some erotica to each other? There are plenty of websites where you can find erotica and if you look for the ones labeled “Romantic” you’ll get the type of stories that have the plot and connection that she craves along with the naughty bits to rev your engines.

If you want your woman to enjoy the same kind of porn you enjoy, you’ll have to hold her hand and take her on the journey that you made all those years ago. Develop her tastes in the way yours were developed – except this time, you’ll know which websites you should avoid at all costs. Happy surfing!